Attention: Animal Rightists

Occasionally on this blog you will find references to hunting, eating meat, wearing leather (shoes, you perverts), and perhaps the occasional recipe that involves the preparation of animal flesh for human consumption.

If you are inclined to support Animal Rights, and fancy yourself an Activist, please heed this warning. I am a stubborn, vindictive and virulent foe. However, you & I arguing about whether we should hunt, consume meat, wear animal skins, etc. is going to be totally fruitless and a waste of your time. As such, I will spend about as much time discussing your asinine viewpoint as I would if you proposed the Sky is Green.

For the record, I think PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. In fact, there is a website dedicated to such:

http://mtd.com/tasty/

And, at the risk of blatant plagiarism, because I have heard this somewhere else before so I am sure someone wrote it down: If God didn't want us to eat animals, He would not have made them out of meat.

In short, don't bother flaming me for my conservationist viewpoint and consumptive attitude towards the fauna of the earth. My opinion on this is like Nomex or a fire-resistant gun safe, your small-minded and emotional pleas stand no chance of penetration into my thick-headed viewpoint.

PS For you rabid vegetarians out there, don't try changing me because I will not waste one breath trying to change you. More power to you in your convictions, but remember I can hear the asparagus screaming.